Pothos, too. They’ll live in pots with drainage, they’ll live in pots without drainage, they’ll live in a jar with nothing but water. I inherited mine from my mom, she never had them in pots with holes in the bottom. They only start looking sad if I let them go a month or so without water.

You listed eleven video games, but were only able to carry six back to the wagon.

Some images would be helpful.

Now you’re fucking with me!

As much as I hate them, this would probably have been better as a slide show. 

They didn’t “plug in” but charged at a generator all night? I guess TECHNICALLY they didn't plug into electricity, but that's like saying something akin to "gas car drives 1600 miles not stopping at a single gas station" while they just filled up from 5 gallon jugs the whole time. 

I never understood why we can’t wash our mushrooms, when you sauté them you cook out the infinitesimal amount of water it may soak up. I wash them, I’m not eating the dirt and they brown nicely.  

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They also seem entirely unaffected by the ability to run.

Right? Nobody wants that much vermouth.

Or just invite me.  I’m the guy who rolls his eyes at everybody standing around, not wanting to be the first to eat.  My wife says I am being impatient but we all know I am contributing a vital service.  Without the me’s of the world, we’d all starve in sight of a buffet full of food.

lol. this is not a thing. dude gets 1 weird meal and tries to blame an entire state.

MA resident of streetcar Boston suburb here. Appreciator of a wide range of Chinese food. I have never gotten a dinner roll with any Chinese food order. 

I recommend going with “The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!”

Except I have so many accounts with 2FA that are tied to my phone number, it would be a nightmare to track all those down and change them. Not to mention the one’s I’d forget about and then be unable to use my old number with.

Yup. It’s one thing to tell friends/family that your number is changing, it’s another to tell every company or business you interact with that needs it that you’re changing.

same number for a decade, found it easier just to block/ignore spammers than changing my number.

Exactly. Freshness is key.

Store bought tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers turned into gazpacho are generally not worth the effort in the least. Using up excess home grown veggies however is wonderful.

The best way to freshen up a squeakless curd is not the microwave, it is to serve it over fries, with gravy.