“They don’t build them like they used to.”

Haha, some of these are funny that people are getting them that wrong.

Well, considering paper doesn’t ignite until 451ºF, 400 is just fine for any paper.

I’m the exact opposite. I find adaptive cruise control makes me more stressed. If I’m gaining at 1 mph on the car in front of me, there’s that point where you stop gaining and you don’t really notice it.  So I get frustrated because I start thinking “I don’t want to go 71 mph, I want to go 72 mph!”

Rain sensing wipers. Not all rain sensing systems perform the same, but for me it’s always a system worth having. It’s one less thing to have to think about. I am the kind of person that needs the wipers to exactly match the rainfall and hate having to manually adjust with changes in rainfall or vehicle speed.

Proximity keyless entry and start. Not having to fumble around with key is probably the greatest feature that has been added in decades. 

Android Auto/Apple CarPlay

Not really a “feature” but man modern cars are reliable now. Even an “unreliable” car now is miles ahead of cars from the ‘70s when I learned to drive. Credit computer monitered fuel injection and vastly higher manufacturing standards (thanks Japan!)

Blind spot monitoring. People are insane.

Let me get my admission that I’m spoiled out of the way, but adaptive cruise control. Both my truck and my wife’s car have it and I recently ordered a new vehicle and that was the 1 must have option. It takes so much frustration out of highway driving, just set your max speed and let the sensors keep your safe…

This one is election related. Our HOA has an extremely unenforceable rule of no political signs. They even sent out an email basically saying, hey we can’t really enforce it but let’s just not be assholes to each other during the election. So I had a guy in my neighborhood pop up a trump sign and a couple of other…

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

The title of this book is perfect. Or maybe more accurately, I use this phrase all the time when talking to my kids.

I’m disappointed this article was serious and not a rickroll itself.

To make sure the breading stays put, after you roll the city chicken in the cracker crumbs, put it in the palm of your hand and clench your fist to make sure they’re really pressed on tight. It’s a quick step that makes a world of difference. 

This is a joke, right?  

You’re an ICU nurse? Today, the question isn’t what car you should buy, it’s what car we should buy for you.

Cybertruck

Creme eggs are garbage, but Mini Eggs are awesome.

You can get dust pans with a built-in comb