There was a small patch, maybe three feet wide, and I shoved the car into what little space there was.

CP, for the same money I’d rather buy this V8 toyota crown limo off a friend of mine who does importing in Oregon

“Can I be blunt, Joe?”

It’s less than one atmosphere. They could orbit in a big ziplock if the universe would stop poking holes. Epoxy on tape is probably tougher than the original skin. 

The first thought that crossed my mind was “Would THIS fit inside a Miata?”

This is the correct answer and I feel ashamed for having forgotten Mazda AND the Miata...

One thing I have noticed, is the people who hate on small motorcycles, weigh almost as much. 

I’d go a step further. Unless invited to do so, don’t touch other people’s stuff. How the F were these people raised, that they think it’s fine?

The world may never know.

Also how the fuck does someone allow this kind of thing to get to this stage next to their home?

Bro, I’m pretty sure that’s a hornet.

Pretty sure The Donald himself hasn’t been involved in any part of these negotiations. That way he can either take the credit if it boosts the US economy, or he can deny everything if it all goes to shit.

Wow, you can really see the halo breaking the suspension on the other car.  Chock up a solid win for the halo.

This is a better view.