I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

I wouldn’t put it past the engineers at Chrysler to figure out how to make fiberglass rust...

Silver lining, David, he can tell cool stories to kids:

Also rejected: The womp, womp, womp, trombone noise for when the low fuel indicator comes on.

I hope this plays when the car detects an accident

Some cars still have keyholes. You know, for when the battery in your remote dies, and you still want to get into and start up your car. 

This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Haval of us never heard of this brand?

It’s like.... all the intake runners are simultaneously pinching a loaf.

Easy peasy solution.
Locking swing bar on both sides, set at 9' or about windshield height for heavy vehicles.

State highway patrol officers have the key to the lock. If you’re over 9' and need to use the bridge, call the dispatch. The officer that arrives should have enough common sense to know that the fucking tour…

making the bridge look like a bunch of piano keys when those of us not talented enough to actually play the piano slide our fingers across them for fun.

Maybe the owner bought it, then forgot about it.

Makes me wonder where the average Kei car is made?

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

— President Trump
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In their defense the owners manual does specify ‘or equivalent’ on lubricants

Kerosene. You kill an engine with kerosene where the oil goes. Anything good as degreaser kills an engine. Dish soap is human-hands-friendly, so it takes longer, but it would eventually die. Any solvent capable of removing grease, in industrial strength, is bound to damage an engine.

So did David at least offer you a beer or come out and say hi, when you were wandering around his back yard?

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