Isn't this Tom Ley's beat?

"Gotta say, 41 touches, 228 yards and a score. Spray Tan is ballin'! He's also doing really well tonight for the cowboys."

She should have just bitten their penises off.

Fuck Bill Simmons. Give Chris Ambrose a job offer.

spicy carbonara.

Not a good sign. You don't want your quarterback relying on his feet so much.