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Talk about missing the point with that “ we can coexist” crap. That turtle is clearly saying GTFO.

Wait, he’s against BROWNIES?!

Amazing date ruined!

What you were having sounds like a perfectly normal-sized meal.

DUDE, SWEEEEET.

Hey Jezzie Friends:

A little late to the party tonight...had an amazing week where I got to teach 5 classes and did two city paintings that I’ll be teaching next week :)

how do you distract yourself?

I’ve lost 7 of the 30 pounds I want to lose. Almost 1/4 of the way there! I am so pumped! I just need to share with someone who won’t body shame me like my mother would if she knew I was “on a diet”.

I had a breakthrough this week, and I have no idea what to do about it.

Figaro is my rock right now. He’s been watching over me a lot, and not even letting his little brother get a rise out of him when we’re spooning. He knows that I need him. Just like I stayed up with him and gave him his medicine every four hours after his surgery over the summer, he’s returning the favor right now. I

Still dealing with the clot and ugh, it sucks so bad. I was hoping the pain would let up some by now. The swelling in my thigh is going down some, so the skin isn’t feeling as tight, but it is still throbbing and the skin is still really hot to the touch. And I can’t take more than ten steps without wanting to cry.

You all should watch this movie:

Just sittin at home drinking gin and tonics and attempting some homework. My husband is away. He drives trains, which is a sort of scary job. I keep seeing all this news about oil train explosions lately :/ . I’m an environmentalist and I follow all the typical organizations and they love fear mongering about the oil

Dear Jezzies... i’m sooo sick... and suffering from a broken heart... and i’m horny...

Jezzies! It looks like I may have an OKCupid date tomorrow. I’m nervous and excited. We’ve been messaging/texting for a couple weeks. Here’s my problem: I’m relationshipally inexperienced. And a virgin (not by choice). An old one. Things may not go anywhere with this guy, but they may with someone else, and I’m

I am having a lot of first world problems. I feel incredibly guilty about my focus on them.

Inspirational quotes for the day:

Coexist? No, that turtles throwing some serious side eye.