It’s because they don’t consider women an ‘audience’— like, did you ever notice that when a man makes an appearance doing something sexy, the reactionary chorus is ‘how gay’? Because nobody considers that women might be the audience. It’s because women aren’t supposed to have desire, or to appreciate sexualized men.…

Have you ever been around someone with Alzheimers? My grandmother recently had a “good day” when I went to visit her. She recognized me and my sister as her granddaughters, she was able to remember I was getting married and even had some recognition of my fiance, but literally about every five minutes, she was asking…

Once. We did it once.

Yeah, I was being dramatic and I guess anger and frustration will bring out the troll in anyone. My initial reaction was, well that’s unfortunate but what did he really expect? You shouldn't go around antagonizing wild animals. But actually being glad someone is dead and openly celebrating it seems cruel to me. I’m…

I thought Fundies were supposed to be super excited about the end times heralding a return of Jesus to the earth? Shouldn’t they be thrilled with Obama and abortion for ushering this in?

Such utter batshittery. I don’t think it deserves any effort on my part to dismantle it, so I’ll just leave everyone with my favorite little internet lady. She says it all for me.

I’m all shrug, but I also know I’m dead inside so there’s that.

The same reason the elephant killed the hunter, to show who the baddest motherfucker in the room is.

I actually do know about bull elephants in musth, dude. But, that’s cute that you assume I don’t. Well, seeing as these animals have been regulating their goddamn selves without the aid of humans for quite a while, I’m gonna call bullshit on your whole little condescending tirade. I have a moral opposition to big game…

Then just to rub it in, the elephant hooked up with this guy’s mom and never called her back.

How about, “Glad the elephant won that encounter”.

I mean, it was going to be one or the other.

Here ya go!

Yeah, usually I have a soft spot for mostly anyone that dies but I can’t muster any for this guy. I feel for his family though.

And around the world was heard a giant collective “ Boo fucking hoo.” Hey tough guy, you got what was comin.

If 6 of 18 women were raped in your class that suggests a serious problem in the way Peace Corps operates. You are letting them off too lightly here I think. It’s obvious that the locals know that you are not protected. Peace Corps should be kicking it Roman style. Instead they are abandoning you guys. Disgraceful.

It's sad how much I want to be included in those dinner parties.

honestly tho why is chrissy teigan there

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE

I expected more from you Ellie.

Moving on from someone who is not into you is the best thing you can ever do for yourself in life. That self care decision allowed me to be really happy in my 2nd marriage of 15 years and counting. I wish you the very best!