Dude, I didn't even KNOW that there was hope. He's the best. He makes me tea every morning before I leave for work and he cried when he thought that my dog had broken something. I just can't with this guy. I asked, the universe delivered tenfold.

Thanks, I just like to let everyone know that there is hope if you want a monogamous relationship because I had pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I had NONE before I met my dude. Our single and looking friends have said that his new-found love gives them hope. I still feel like it isn't real sometimes…

I filed a police report, switched up my commute, and haven't seen him since. My new commute is longer and less convenient, but on the plus side it DOES take me past my favorite bagel shop in the morning. So it's not all downside.

I'm most horrified at the white chocolate because ew.

Location was amazing. We went to Barcelona and Monte Carlo! My now ex wandered off in Barcelona and bought drugs. (I found out years after the divorce) He was weird and distant in these amazing modern hotels and stone palaces in the fairy tale that is Monaco. He was overdosing on floor the night before we had to…

We are honeymooning in Jamaica next month. Bless you for this story, you just took a little of my crazy wedding stress away and made me envision ourselves on that beach.

My ex DID NOT get this. I have a horrible stomach and he'd be like, "this will make you feel better." Yes, concentrating on not shitting right now is one of my turn-ons.

I don't know which is the best part of your story, the fruit bat or your very simpatico cab driver.

On the second day of my honeymoon, my husband revealed he hated my family; and his parents strongly disliked them also. He had been charming and loving to them the entire time we dated. My parents considered his parents some of their closest friends. Apparently they thought pretending until after the marriage was…

1) Pregnancy scare (broken condom) the night of the wedding. We had no intention of ever having children.

Our honeymoon turned out great, but getting there almost caused us to have the shortest marriage in recorded history. We were going to Jamaica- quick flight, beautiful beaches, weed. Everything you could ever need for a perfect honeymoon. We boarded the plan filled with exhaustion and newly-wedded bliss. A tiny older…

I was on my period the entire time. It was one of the heaviest, longest periods of my life, and it started 2 days before my wedding and lasted all the way through the honeymoon. Cool.

Ours is a long story, too long to recount here, so I'll say this...if our story had a title it would be:

When we got married way back in 1993, I wanted to take a cruise to Hawaii and just lay in the sun, but my husband wanted to go on an "adventure." He won. We decided to go to Greece. But not Athens, or any of the popular islands. Without the Internet, I collected articles about the other islands, and decided to try and…

Wedding night: In-laws in the suite next door.

My parents went to a little mountain resort town and were delighted to find a shop that sold specialty cheeses AND specialty chocolate. They bought several pounds of "Pizza Cheese" (like mozzarella but with ... more pizza flavor?) and a shit ton of white chocolate, which neither of them had ever had. Then, getting…

My husband and I had our honeymoon in Mexico, right when the swine flu hit. We had heard reports before the wedding and the day we were supposed to fly out there was a restriction on travel. Not an out and out ban, but it was highly suggested that Americans should not travel to Mexico. Swine Flu central was Mexico…

Oh! I got one! So our honeymoon was in Argentina. We spent a week in Buenos Aires and then a week in Mendoza. To get from BA to wine country we took an overnight bus with sleeper seats, which ended up being just fine. Got out at the station and went to take a taxi to our resort. Get in the taxi, tell the guy…

I got my period. Not a huge deal but on the way home (we missed our flight so it was was was later one) I took my earrings out and they started bleeding and my husband said, "you're just bleeding from anywhere, hey?!" I was slightly horrified.

My grandma and grandpa got married in 1953.