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Grant does though. I will probably now start writing erotic fiction about traveling in time and having Ulysses S. Grant's presidential beard go down on me.

Anyone would look gross next to Kennedy. Nixon was just like putting a dirty mop next to a Disney Prince.

Oh little superhero Girl Scouts, you make the 918 proud. It's just a prototype! *dies*

The footage on ABC News last night included the girls telling him they came up with the idea after a "brainstorming session" and then asked the President if he ever had a brainstorming session.

Girls participating in science experiments? THANKS, OBAMA.

I twice read that as 'compared gay marriage to insects' and was very intrigued. I actually clicked the link to see what Jeremy Irons said about insect intercourse. Not sure which statement would actually be crazier.

listen, miles teller, if that's your real name and not a stage name for your blues player persona: i feel you that NYU probably cost you a pretty penny. but to be so flippant "oh i totally could pay them off but my wealth manager says 'meh'" makes me want to

Here's mine, in case anyone cares:

I wish actors didn't have to denigrate their profession. No, it's not as hard as being a pediatrics surgeon, but a good performance, especially sustained over seven years? That's a rare gift.

Rachel Weisz IS my list. Ok, Julianne Moore, too.

As a former tabloid journalist, I had the pleasure of interviewing Mark Ruffalo. So, I asked him what the craziest thing a fan had asked him to do was (while staring into his beautiful eyes). He said "Actually, it just happened right now. There was a fan who had won a radio contest who was flown out to the junket. He

I think Jamie Dornan hates Christian Grey. He tries to tread carefully around it (he wouldn't be friends with him; he doesn't think it's OK to tell a woman what to eat/how often to work out), but it slipped out in this interview. Maybe that's why he was so awful in the movie.

Lol, I clearly have no shame.

Mark Ruffalo. The end of that video when he says softly, "I love it. I hope you enjoyed it". He has now rocketed to the top of my maybe-baby-daddy list. I may now be in the throes of an honest-to-goodness throwback adolescent crush. I am LITERALLY dying. BRB, off to order a poster of him for my bedroom.

I was gonna take it there, but I chickened out. That's what I really meant.

I would punch it with my crotch.

ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD POWER BROKER DOUCEBAGS! ELF QUEEN GALADRIEL HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR SEXIST INCOME INEQUALITY BULLSHIT! NOW GET LIKE REX RYAN AND KISS THE RING!

Jamie Dornan knows it's creepy that he only plays violent psychopaths: "I consider myself quite lighthearted, pretty easygoing, and I keep playing sick psychopath bastards! It kinda worries me sometimes how comfortable I am in that zone." I dunno, maybe look into that.

Cate Blanchett is a treasure.

OMG Mark Ruffalo reading poetry (to me! He was reading it to me! Shut up, yes he was!) is the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced and now I will be useless for at least the rest of the day. (Thanks a lot, Madeleine)