Toyota told me I would get this hot chick named Yaris who was 5 miles away if I clicked their link.

Fuck that.

Maybe don’t try to run over the dude with the giant murderdeathkill sword that beheads horses just cuz?

Official photo of the car’s designer showcasing an early prototype of the aero technology that powers the Lamborhini Hurcan Performante.

GOING FOR THE LOW HANGING FRUIT

We have come full circle.

Nah not really. I was wondering myself. My A3 does the same thing.

Dude.

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD IT WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS

They were probably trying to get a Nintento Switch prerorder.

YOU SURE GOT HIM BUBBA!

Samurai passing.

Orphans.

James Bond has his Aston Martin.

IT WAS CHEMTRAILS!

You are dead inside.

I bought starburst.

I’m always annoyed by these ideas of “the future” because they always depict a bustling city with all these technological marvels.

THIS IS THE IDEAL MONOPOLY CAR. YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE.