Shit. You’re right. I quoted the edited version :P

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Joe: Hey Mike...this car got fuel?

This is literally Rocky IV with cars.

Might as well call her Hana Redshirt...

Guys.

So basically Dartz is what would happen if a dude with a DeviantArt account and a fetish for anything related to Sonic The Hedgehog was given money to make a car.

Wait, why are you showing footage of Will Ferrell crashing in “Talladega Nights”?

I’m a bit lost, title says it’s “the latest 200 mph supercar” yet it’s max speed is 194?

You might as well re-title this article as “Ultimate Gift Guide for Taxi Drivers that existed before Uber”.

I for one, do not want to live in a world where Mr. OH-LOOK-AT-THIS-QUIRKY-CAR-I-WANT-TO-DRIVE-EVEN-THOUGH-THERE’S-A-REASON-IT’S-DISAPPEARED-FROM-THE-WORLD is the guy in charge of our transportation.

You could also use your feet and never have to plug into anything again.

Snitches

You can use ASCII code in your name. ezpz :D

This article was written by a communist.