The mustang's biggest fan.

I had to Google that joke.

I guess Michael is...

I would love the idea of buying my item off the website and going to the distribution center immediately to pick it up.

The Stingray, like C6 Corvettes, has active engine sound management. Go into the setting, and turn that off. That makes the C7 loud. Always. Always loud. At idle, you have a deep burble. Running up through the gears makes a tenor scream, which sounds exactly what you think it sounds like. In a tunnel, it isn't that…

BULLSHIT THAT IS AN ARTIST'S RENDERING

That picture makes it look weird.

All in all it's just a-
Rally car in the wall.

I am the queen of everything.

IT WILL ALSO CURE CANCER

Meh, I was close.

Isn't Richard Branson an Aussie?

This is America's version of Dr. Who.

Soyuz!

Just like my granpappy told me,

YOU BERN TURKEY JA?

Holy balls that looks like something Pixar would make for their movies!

So if my wig gets a virus do I use Head&Shoulders?

GUYS!