2.) Bentley Continental Supersports Flying Star

"I weigh 450 pounds and I eat over 10000 calories a day. I started taking diet pills but I'm still at 450 pounds!"

For every Streisand there's a Mecha-Streisand?

Please stop recommending this joke. It was terrible and I'm sorry.

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

In a row?

Dear Obamu,

Call it the Rivera. Lamborghini Rivera.

And I'm sure George Stephanopolous is going to confuse the Mustang with a Camaro.

I didn't say ban the kid. I'm not even blaming the airlines. It's the parent's fault in this case. They know flying with an infant is a pain and yet they do it.

Exactly my point.

Then by your logic, this being a free country, I can punch the parents for bringing a child into a highly pressurized cabin that will completely mess with the kid, thus causing him to cry.

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Shitty lifts, bro trucks.
Not exactly Rhodes scholars.
But god damn look at that smoke.
Choo Choo motherfuckers.

Shitty lifts, bro trucks.
Not exactly Rhodes scholars.
But god damn look at that smoke.
Choo Choo motherfuckers.

Something something pink box.
Something something joke.
Something Something vagina.
Something something ho.

Sweet little under-bite.
Why do you taunt me so.
Harmony from exhaust pipes.
Look at it go go go.

Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
lololololol ha.

Naked man, holding gun.
Ran and shot a fisker.
Got arrested, went to jail.
Butthole's known as "Fister"

The amount of fucks this guy gives...