I’ll preface with: It’s a dark and rainy Monday morning here.

The clip of the Auburn students celebrating outside is what failure looks like.

He’s in that golden phase of life: not old enough to grow big-boy facial hair, yet receding hairline.

That was amazing! How did that dude have enough legs to throw that down after running all the way from the YMCA?

Pretty sure I’ve played with this guy at the Y.

He looks like your uncle who points out girls he thinks you’ll like. And you’re only 11.

That’s fair. They really don’t use it in any logos, anymore. They do the air siren and “jet up” stuff but definitely could have used it more. I guess the stripes are supposed to be chemtrails contrails or something?

How do you take a ninja cult that ressurects the dead and make them boring as shit?

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Translation: “I’ve never had to face consequences for shit that I did, so I assumed the law was working.”

Samaria Rice: Police shot my 12-year old son at point blank range.
Robert Kraft: Yes, I too was arrested for paying a woman at a massage parlor to jerk my dick. We are the same.

*Cue “Circle of Life”*

“I thought the criminal justice system was perfect in 99.9 percent of the situations.”

I hear all the actors worked for scale just to see this film made.  Because they believed in it that much.  

It’s good to know a scrappy indie like this can still break through

Oh look, we have someone playing Online Troll Bingo. I see you opened with Social Justice Warrior. Strong play.

I usually don’t comment on Deadspin, but I made a burner account just so I could tell you that you’re a piece of shit and I hope you die.

Hi there, Mr. Dundon! You don’t mind if we call you Tommy Dum-dum, do you? We’re all about sports nicknames around here.

It’s nice that in a world so divided, everyone can still agree that James Dolan is a total fucking waste of space.

“Eh, it’s a living”

She bought it for $2.8M?