Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

Yo, I hear you BUT....What if the Joker was really all the friends we made along the way?

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

Hate to break it to you, but if Wilt played in his prime in today’s league, he’d STILL be an athlete far and above his opponents. 

this is Jesus h Christ level amazing today. Wilt only did what he did because he was an athlete far above and beyond his opponents. For this to happen in today’s game is quite simply unheard of.

It’s crazy how many embarrassing Grunfeld things you can list without even mentioning how he bungled a 3-team trade by not communicating which guy named Brooks the other team was talking about.

Also in the “I am about to read this but need to comment first on how I’ve been desperately waiting for Jason to make this article” boat.

Was waiting for this. Will read later on but just wanted to say continue doing the lord’s work.

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

Bomani should have chanted “You will not replace me!” so Will Cain could feel the full crossburn. 

He would have liked to laugh it all off, but he wasn’t abel.

Oooh can they degrade Breer next? 

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

*looks at the Final Four teams*

I don’t want any Russkies poking through Neil’s dung. Let’s be clear. That shit up on the moon is 100% American!

Here’s the story
of a bad director
who was editing three very bad movies:
All of them had angry men,
dark and gritty,
and prominent boobies.

We can call it the Martha Fight Club.

How do Snyder’s superfams account for the fact that the only DCU movies to be critically and/or popularly successful are the ones without his fingerprints on them? I know they think the critics are paid off, but do they think audiences just aren’t sophisticated enough to appreciate the genius of his humorless, dour,…

Unsure whether your deep knowledge of the JD and the Straight Shot oeuvre deserves awestruck admiration or abject pity...

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.