Deadspin was murdered and Jim Spanfeller is an herb.

I’ve been going over all the platforms I used to love visit the entire morning so that I can say:

You guys are, and continue to be, the best. Obviously the best sports video game is Mario Hoops 3-on-3 for the Nintendo DS. Obviously 

I think we both know Trixie will never be happy.

Ray bloody Purchase! Take your star as well.

God bless us, everyone.

Man, look at that eye! Talk about a red rocket.

I enjoyed this very much.

I had very similar thoughts.

This is amazing.

The North remembers. 

Yes! Thank you for writing this, weisswurst is amazing!

Does Sonic normally shoot of lightning? It’s like they watched the trailer for Detective Pikachu and were like “Ya let’s do that!”

Was Gangsta’s Paradise really the best song they could think of?

Why were they playing Gangsta’s Paradise?

Spat out my coffee reading this.

Counterpoint: it was a great shot.

You should’ve gone to work hungover like I did. 

West Coast = Best Coast

I yelled at the top of my lungs when he made that play. Also when CJ hit the 3 to tie it up going into the half.