That's some sage advice.

It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.

I love nuggets!

“Get off my yard you damn kids!”

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.”

No other box will ever compare to him, or all he ever did. RIP.

That video would be a lot better if the Jurassic Park theme music was playing. Or if Chris Pratt popped up.

*sounds of Tina Belcher GROANING*

It’s nice to see House Bolton getting into the clothing game.

I’m having a really good time with you. It’s like we’re real soldiers.

Fun fact: their family name was originally “Chillstein” but it got shortened to “Chill” when they came over from the old country.

Goddamit +1

I mean not to get hyperbolic but we’re now basically the best team in the league.

I spent much of my childhood playing Link’s awakening.

I play OoT at least once or twice a year.

Thank you Tom Nook, for giving me a fairly accurate description of what my life would be like as an adult.

Those were my thoughts exactly, unfortunately (I live in Portland).

Easy.

We now say “Blazin’ those nuggs” whenever we play Denver. Also pretty stupid.

Tickets were pretty cheap early this year too before everybody realized we weren’t actually going to be terrible. I got a bunch of mid-level seats for $20. Not bad considering I’ve paid double+ that before to sit up in the nosebleed section.