Technology his hard you guys.

Damn kids and their hover boards and quickie divorces and rock and rolls. Go fiddle with your iSurafaces.

Take a page from your fellow Laker: buy Iggy a big ass ring, then change your number. After that no one in that fucking city will give a shit.

Soy sauce on popcorn? Is it any good?

Preach!

I completely forgot that they finally dropped the price recently. I might have to pick it up sometime next week.

Getting my team up to lv 60 and beating the Elite Four in OR, and also maybe some Halo 1 on Master Chief Collection.

Never not funny.

Meanwhile, the Bears were all mauled to death when the team decided to bring in actual adult bears.

I usually don’t scream vulgarities at my television. Last night was an exception.

Thank you for calling us “Portlanders” and not “Portlandians.”

This man is a hero.

I will love them forever.

Go timbers :,(

This made me laugh more than it should have.

I was watching this game at a bar in SE Portland last night. People were going crazy for most of the game but holy shit, once Lilard took off in the 4th quarter the crowd just fucking lost it. Going into the game I was not predicting a Blazer win, just that’s it’d be an entertaining one to watch.

Damn you +1

Talk about a resting bitch face.

Wow, almost 21. I can’t wait to buy him his first AMF. He's gonna get so fucked up.

It’ll be interesting to see how Pete Carroll reacts to this scandal before he links it to 9/11.