Um, does the USA get to take credit for military victories that predate its independence by several decades? Because we haven't been doing that.

I wouldn't think the IIHF would have jurisdiction over the rule that freedom motherfucking OWNS.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Sorry Kev, "Motherfucking" is already taken.

The $632 million total GDP, $416 million in tax takings, and all other information about Turks and Caicos came from the CIA World Factbook.

The American tax revenue calculation was taken from the most right-wing article I could find about the budget (seeking not to give Obama credit for jack shit) on Google, figuring…

You like black licorice flavored garbage pills. You don't get to vote anymore

Sample question from upcoming SAT verbal test:

White people look the same.

You have no idea what karma is. Karma is when a star football player provides unscripted, entertaining content at the end of a thrilling game, and two weeks later, plays a huge part in shutting down a vaunted offense before getting hurt late in the game.

Thug.

Actually, "." means no more "+1." Did you not take biology?

The extreme shortage is sponsored by Mountain Dew.

I classify myself as the WWE of boxing.

I just want to make sure I've got your rules correct here: It's bad to call someone ugly, but okay to call someone a needle dick. Bad to make a joke about one's appearance, but fine to joke about suicide. Please hurry up and publish your entire manifesto of what is and is not okay to comment about on Deadspin so you…

Marketing reasons?

I say that as a former collegiate rower. Lots of elite rowers didn't pick up the sport until much later in life. Technique is very important, but it's not a skill you need to perfect from birth in order to excel as an oarsman. You can't teach height and you can't teach size; broadly speaking, an NBA forward is…

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

As a Franklin Delano Roosevelt fan, I am really disappointed that he didn't win Maine in the 1936 Presidential Election.

The "she's an opera singer" hype aside, I thought it kind of sucked.