At least the questions were different than the ones people usually badger him with: Do you remember what happened? Do you know where you are? Who's the president?

I'm glad someone finally figured out the right length for a match. Would watch again.

That's the most exciting soccer game I've ever seen.

Hearing someone like this say those kinds of things could do some serious damage to Reilly's ego. He loved the Batman trilogy.

Geez, what a thug. He just said he goes into the strip club and doesn't even tip.

NCAA Athlete: I'm just not really sure about all this union stuff, what do you think, Mark?

Why is Marcus always the knucklehead of the family?

Here's a link with most of them going back to 1920. Looking like fools seems to be the general trend.

set white people back 30 seconds with that display!

"We win with graciousness. But when we lose, I let my c*&#sucking, mother*&*^$%*, piece of shit receivers know whose fault it is."

Yeah, I hate it when people who make career-defining plays against a bitter rival are still excited about it 30 seconds later.

Sherman as an ssshole > Sherman as a DB (and he is a great DB)

aren't biathletes banned from this year's games?

Jim is such a lunatic he won’t even step foot into Champs until he wins a Super Bowl, which causes some tension when he goes shopping with his brother. Until then, they both feel right at home at Dicks.

"$8?! that's a season's worth of attire for me" - Bill Belichick

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Baseball Stars 2 > Everything else. Nothing else better depicted/glorified/encouraged the steroid era than this monstrosity. As if the game wasn't already on steroids/various stimulants, you can stop and juice up mid-game.

Or, they could, you know, punish the teams who actually have a responsibility to monitor their employees' health, operate the clubhouses where these players so often seem to meet their PED dealers, and actually you know, pay these players who use PEDs millions of dollars. Last week, the HoF piece on Paul LoDuca…

Is there some sort of saying that would apply here? Maybe some suggestion that the residents of a city conduct themselves in a certain dignified manner? I'm drawing a blank.

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