Other Theories Chester Has

Bullshit. No one beats Polk High's FB record of 4 TDs in one game.

So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

I hope the rest of you read this and took it to heart.

Completely disagree; a lot of the psychological and biological literature supports the fact that women are far more likely to use pre-selection in deciding what's attractive; men already selected are considered more desirable. Men can be just as shallow/immoral in their sexual choices of course, just in different…

"It's just 'Gronk,' your honor."

Sure. Send them the examples you obviously know exist and have access to and are not just assuming exist because you are, yourself, a tea party asshole to tips@deadspin.com.

No, Holding is Holding (when the QB is holding the ball, it was already in the air when the holding occurred) and DPI is DPI (but only when the receiver has ANY chance of catching the ball, which the other refs said he did not).

Sweet. Next, will you do a story on "One Billion Fantasy Football Week Breakdowns" so I can get my fill of the two things that are perfectly interchangeable as stories that NO ONE BESIDES THE PERSON WHO IS TELLING IT EVER WANTS TO HEAR?

This was him mocking one of the other two councillors that have been busted this year for drinking and driving. classic..

Geno Smith: I love this new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game, Coach. It took all of my quarters, though. I was just plain getting abused by-

so he was quiet while you were giving him oral back then?

4th & 18 with :25 seconds left and these morons are trying for an interception. How much are these coaches making?

You missed the best sign of the day!

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

Again, it's the opposite. The Subie tapers inward between the upper and lower grilles, where the Ford tapers outward. It's... the opposite.

ASTON FORDBARU.

I dunno... If you're gonna throw punches you're fair game to be punched

I presume then that you'd be happy to continue at your current job if they paid your rent and grocery bills, but didn't give you a paycheck?