The team [...] made the unfortunate mistake of drafting developing and hiring almost exclusively black players

Wisconsin is the wrong color.

“Team investigates owner for inappropriate conduct” seems a short step removed from “Children investigate whether parent is hypocrite”-level activity.

The pre-2010 ESPN didn’t get sued out of business, then undergo a forced selloff to new management with different editorial standards. So no, not really.

In addition to just straight releasing the games, SFII, SFII Turbo, Alpha 3 and 3rd Strike will all feature online multiplayer.

I still think Kareem is the G.O.A.T., but LBJ is my #2.

Why are you guys making this so complicated? Lauren Southern agrees that other women should return to traditionalist roles, but In Her Particular Case It Is Different because Reasons, you see.

No difference between Democrats and Republicans! We can all remember when Obama came this close to letting employers steal their workers’ tips.

Nope. That’s already done now.

Shirley Sherrod all over again.

You mean the same Jimmy Dore who said that he preferred Trump over Hillary because Trump would unite the opposition? The one who was “just asking questions” about whether the DNC assassinated Seth Rich? The one who is currently downplaying Flynn’s guilty plea as a nothingburger?

That dog whistle seems a little too soft for the megaphone Trump era. I think they would have said “These comments were politically incorrect in the extreme” to accomplish the end you describe.

The best part was how, after trying to find a way out of the ring for 10 seconds followed by the ref mercifully ending the fight, Woods slams his fist in apparent frustration like a fighter complaining about the bout being stopped too early.

And then the second half he was talking about Steve Ballmer and Doc and DJ and saying demeaning stuff to my other teammates.

53% undersells it. You’re leaving out the Jill Steins and Susan Sarandons of the country, who also did everything they could to bring this about.

WTF are you talking about? He was blocking him by grabbing the inside of his collar, like 90% of OLineman do if they don’t want to be called for holding.

If you call that “hands around the neck,” then a personal foul is being committed on nearly every offensive play in the NFL.

Crabtree was only blocking him (aggressively, but within the bounds of Gritty Football) until Talib ripped off his chain.

Because this needs to be cited any time (most of) the male Deadspin writers post anything about the 2016 election:

“I guess I’m one of the mythical ‘undecided voters,’ in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all.”- Alex Pareene, November 2016

Niner fans will forever remember him as the last winning coach in franchise history

You claimed that EVs are “a product that has to be niche due to supply constraints.” There is no meaningful supply constraint on EVs; the constraint is demand, not supply. And we have no idea how battery supply might ramp up in a world with wildly popular EVs, because that has never happened.