Hot Take

9/12/19

I hope the -centrists- are mentally prepared for 4 more years.

9/12/19

For fucks sake, given the choice between a conservative Democrat and a republican, the conservative voter will go with the Republican every. single. time. The problem is not that Dems need conservative/Republican voters— it is the fact that these conservative Dems don’t bring out the vote of liberal independents and…

9/12/19

Why would a Republican voter change their vote to a Democrat pretending to be a Republican? They know what they’re getting with a Republican and they would never trust a Democrat pretending to be a Republican.

9/12/19

Then we must learn a better game.

9/11/19

I’m sure everyone in those young girls’ lives are glad the case is closed. Let the healing begin

9/10/19

No, sounds to me like he’s worried about Warren undermining support for Voldemort.

9/10/19

I read Hot Take’s take thusly:

9/9/19

Uh, the Lib Dems are the ones who refused to make Corbyn an emergency PM to prevent Brexit from happening. They’re more scared of him than they are of Brexit. And now Brexiteer Tories are joining the Lib Dems! You literally don’t know what you are talking about.

9/9/19

Milo’s so poor, he can’t afford a second “womp”. That’s how bad things are, people.

9/9/19

Sounds like a drain on the immigration system.

9/9/19

*womp*

9/9/19

You forgot about Crankle.

9/9/19

I laughed way harder at this than I probably should have. It hit the ol’ funny bone just right. Thanks.

9/9/19

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

9/9/19

But she didn't.....actually do any of that. Unless she's subscribing to "I am defined by my enemies" philosophy, which, fair?

9/6/19

I’m shocked that it has the amount of stars that it does. Good grief. I haven’t seen a boot licked that hard on this site in ages.

9/6/19

easy now, they might start shooting any minute now

9/6/19

You can pick up a 2 BR beachfront condo in FLA for under $200K. So... I dunno, half of Splinter readers?

9/6/19

Haven’t you heard? Those workers have no skills and therefore deserve no respect.

9/6/19

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.