Alec Baldwin brought that shit on himself by being a nasty, shouty douchejerk. But he’s got residuals coming in from 30 Rock and a bunch of movies, and he’s got a hot young wife and new children, so I doubt he’s feeling any kind of burn.

Speaking of Denny Duquette (who was pretty hot) remember what what a Big Deal the Denny Duquette Memorial Clinic was? For like a season. Then it seemed to magically vanish into thin air, leaving just a sinkhole in the hospital where a plot point used to be. Weird, right?

It’s not all that “serious.” I’m grinding my way through the entire thing on Netflix, and yes there are a lot of pretty people and a comfortingly familiar formula to every episode, but... sometimes I have to take a viewing break for a few days because the hack medicine makes me so freakin’ mad.

So the only people welcome on Jezebel are those too naive to know how the world works? Or are you confusing me with the OP? Because that’s the only logical explanation for you calling me a fucking idiot, when all I did was ask whether you feel grown-ass people shouldn’t be hanging out on Jez.

That’s fucking horrible and really, really funny. I salute you, even as I vow to never ever get on your bad side.

S’okay, more for the rest of us.

A pretty but spectacularly dim boyfriend once fingered me right after chopping up a handful of chili peppers. Hilarity most assuredly did not ensue.

Hollywood 5'9" is real-world 5'6" or so. Any short actor (or his management) feels that this is the go-to “I can get away with it!” height claim.

Is he teeny? I have A Thing for small, very hot men. Pocket Adoni.

Genuine made me laugh.

I think you’ve gone and hit a hole in one there, friend. People run and hide from cancer patients and similarly critically-ill friends because it reminds them uncomfortably of their own chancy mortality. Or, related, “I just don’t know what to say” or “I feel uncomfortable in hospitals.” Or, you being sick means…

Death threats, if they actually happened, are hate speech and legally actionable (depending on jurisdiction). Like many other commenters here, I have doubts about the credibility of these claims on Mr. Carter’s part.

You’re throwing the word “bully” around a lot, but I don’t think it means what you think it means. Aaron Carter, here, seems to think that “criticize” and “disagree with” are synonyms for bullying. They are not. Bullying comes from a position of power. Internet commenters offering dissenting opinions, even rudely, are…

I get teased that “I really want to draw you” is my bulletproof line, but in my defense, I’m *always* clear on whether that means “draw” or “bang and draw.”

Oh hello, is there an age limit on Jezebel? Or are you just one of those judgy young people who think The Olds don’t deserve to be seen in public life?

When I was diagnosed with cancer, a friend of a friend straight-up asked me if I thought that “all the negative energy” in my life (asshole husband, etcetera) had “manifested in the form of a tumour.” I snapped that no, I didn’t believe in magical thinking nor in victim blaming. Which that thought totally was.

What does “used heaps of men to paint their portrait and throw them aside” mean? Was she getting money for the paintings?

YOU DID NOT! ...did you? Tell, tell!

One of my closest friends dumped me when I got cancer. I’d heard from my doctors to expect some of that to happen, but it still hurt like crazy when it did. It’s been two years now and I’m a lot better, but still no word from her, and no explanation either. Sometimes people really suck.

Agreed it’s a clumsy wording, but it does exist.