I just wanted to tell you that I complimented a woman on her lush, beautiful eyelashes yesterday, and she grinned and said “for $45 you can have them, too.” Mink lashes! It’s a real thing! (I totally thought it was some over-the-top rumour that JLo’s people made up.)

Literally did not know, assumed she was a cute mix-y. Whatever, I wish they would stop trying to make Rita Ora happen on this side of the Atlantic. She’s never going to happen here.

That is bad 70s high school forgot-it-was-picture-day hair. Yes, it’s that bad.

Exactly. And, lol “vampire facial.”

I was the one who argued that she said “I didn’t go under the knife” and this was technically true, she had a needle or five, not a scapel. So while she wasn’t lying, exactly, she was definitely trolling us. But isn’t that what the entire Kardashian family does for a living, sort of?

I can: yesterday. But at the family practice clinic where I’m a patient, the doctors do all their own listening and question-asking, and the nurse is a rare sight.

omg “Captain Save-a-ho’s”.

Nah, I’m more of a “recycle whatever bits are useful and cremate what’s left” kinda person. And throw me a wake, not a funeral.

I was married for 15 years and now I’m single, and not interested in dating apps... guess I better get a cat so I don’t die alone.

This one was just for myself, I just really had fun out there.

Bjork doesn’t get the same kind of lookist pressure because she’s so sui generis, one of a kind, totally Bjork. She’s always been beautiful, but has never sold that in a (forgive me, can’t think of another way to say it) commercially sexy way. Not sure if it has anything to do with ageing, but in her most recent…

Did I say strippers? No, I did not. Go read my comment again. I said escorts. The kind of provider who charges in the high hundreds per transaction. Though, it’s true, I did know some strippers, including one who wrote off her breast implants as a business expense (exotic dancers are licenced entertainers where I…

^^^^ noted jerkface

I have met several escorts who are quite happy with their line of work, had normal childhoods, no history of substance abuse, no “daddy issues” to speak of. Prove me wrong.

So, you think you’re better than a man who gives blowjobs? To clarify, are you only better than men who do it for a living, or just men who suck dick for free because they like it?

Did you read the article, are you trolling, or is this a genuine question? Just curious.

A friend told me that while she was being hooked up to chemo, the nurse commented that she’d love to “get some time off work” like my friend. The friend with cancer. Who can’t work. An oncology nurse said that!

WHEW. I don’t think I’ve ever been so relieved to hear news of a stranger’s hoo-ha. (Even so, the labia... furuncle... arghhh poor you!)

Are... are you saying you had a furuncle *inside* your vajayjay??

I regret that I have but one star to lay at your feet.