YUM. Muchas gracias, amiga. (And your username... yes!)

Not necessarily. Diana was younger and fitter than Camilla... just sayin.

please tell me where this sexinessss is from

This story is giving me the biggest smile. You *should* be a manny.

That is an act of gracious mercy, right there. I think most people would be completely humiliated to find out that their nethers are... um.. befliggled during oral, which would be an immediate buzz (and boner) kill.

Thank you for saying this! It’s tiresome when some artist does something dickish- even powerful-jerk level awful- and suddenly all their work that everyone liked before is shit. Except the work hasn’t changed: just public perception of the artist who made it. Picasso was a monumentally lousy boyfriend and an even…

You *have* done your job, and I think I love you just for the descriptor of “tiny British butler”. You rock.

I just read it, too. All she admits to is that her baby was “antsy” and “fussy.” I’m not a parent myself, but have been around enough kids to know there’s a big difference between acting fussy and having a full-on screamy meltdown. And even if that diner owner was an asshole having a bad morning of service, I just…

My wedding was midafternoon, and we had a catered thing in the church hall: but it was hot and cold appetizers and desserts, plus wedding cake. The caterer provided coffee, tea, juice, soda, and punch, and we provided beer and wine. Nobody complained about the lack of dinner. Interestingly, my inlaws paid for this as…

I think they were both bragging and judging.

I had enough reason to hate this movie when it was being made last summer, shutting down entire major thoroughfares for weekends and then some, turning Toronto traffic into a clusterfucked nightmare. “It better be a good movie at least,” was my muttered refrain while trying to find some goddamn way to get across…

It was my first k-pop video, and not all that long ago, and I was HOOKED. (They are all so, so, so pretty.)

Plus, K-pop performers are huge superstars all over Asia, not just in Korea- they’re adored, copied, rich and envied, they sell out stadiums, they’re icons. It’s just... lame... to label them according to American perception (“who’s Big Bang? You mean like Sheldon and Leonard?”) as if that’s the only marker that…

Wow. Fantastic, baby.

I’m apparently on the kinja equivalent of the No Fly list, ie forever in the greys. Must have pissed somebody off, I don’t know?

what what? No! Hold your head up with pride, lady!

Is it awful of me to be relieved that you didn’t say “I have a friend who said”etcetera?

Yep, she’s a little too eager to smugly remind us that she gets to fuck Michael Chabon on the regular. We get it, lady- you’re happily married. Now go write something already.

Preach! Remember when Ayelet Waldeman took to the twitters to complain at enormous length that her masterpiece of a novel failed to make the Times Top 100 books of the year? She actually called out other writers by name for being on the list. A wise person (name escapes me) wrote an article explaining that this is the…

Treatment is over, thank you! Now I just have to recover from a year or so of being rather heavily medicalized.