THIS. As a cancer patient myself, I respectfully but relentlessly shut down people who call me a “warrior” in my “brave fight” with the disease. I loathe those obits that say things like “she lost her battle with cancer” as if she somehow didn’t put up enough of a fight, or lacked the right attitude. No, she died…

It was a magical time: post-Pill, pre-AIDs, when men could dress like peacocks and Afros, moustaches, and pubes were all exuberantly natural.

Accessorized with pants that go up to the ribcage and have wide, wide legs. Disco down, baby!

I think we need to see ArianaGrande’sClit and MiltonBerlesCock get together. And maybe BurlIve’sLeftNut for some side action.

I like you.

Merci, cherie! I must try that forthwith.

I don’t think that it has anything to do with it. I mean, if he was implying that Jeffrey is straight and cheating, that’s one thing... but if dude is gay, what does it matter if the wife is hot or not? Not to say Bourdain isn’t a prick, he proudly IS one- but I think he likes Ina and isn’t putting her down for not…

Naw, that’s not what he’s implying at all. He’s hinting that Jeffrey might be, as they used to say, a bit light in the loafers.

That sounds fucking delicious. Any way you could be persuaded to share the recipe...?

No snark, buddy- that sounds horrible and I’m sorry it happened to you.

Uh... gross... “upper deck” do you mean someone pees in the toilet tank? Or takes a dump in there????

I like you.

No toys without flanged bases!! What a complete jerk. Glad you dumped his rude ass.

That’s even more infuriating than dudes who demand head but decline to give it. Next!

Or Ted Nugent.

This really can’t be stressed enough.

Oh man... nothing sexy about being on either side of that equation! Sorry that happened to you. Or by you. Either way.

But it can be awesome for both! Two tips (hehe): the receiver does everyone involved the favour of being squeaky-clean from the shower. And, the giver wears a latex glove- one with a nice tight fit- nicely lubed for entry. Snapping on said glove with a wicked grin can be part of foreplay.

Several friends ghosted on me last year when I got sick. Even though doctors warned me this would happen, it still hurts. Cancer freaks people out. Either they don’t want to be reminded that we’re all mortal, or they have unresolved issues about relatives who died from it, or they just “don’t know what to say!” and so…

My ex and I broke up over a year ago. He still wears his ring. I have no idea why. And I don’t ask him, because his life is very pointedly no longer any of my business.