You’re right: the person who is less into the relationship has more power over the person who is. That’s an emotional thing. (Been there, on both sides of that equation.) However, it’s also true that in a committed relationship- which you say Seinfeld’s was- the person with the money and influence has enormous power.

What you did there? I see it. Well played.

Where did mazzieD say that a young woman has no power? What she said was that there is a power differential in a relationship where one person is much older and much wealthier. And the example she spoke to was the one you provided, Seinfeld and his teenage girlfriend.

Girl, if they told you to take some drugs beforehand, definitely do that. And YES to donuts after. Good luck!

You absolutely RULE. Please have all the donuts as your rightful tribute.

Well, I’m finally finished a freakin’ YEAR of cancer treatment and am going away to a friend’s cottage for a week... guess that’s my cancer-moon, then?

They absolutely do. Dedication and pain that build their art.

True words and excellent snark. Well played, Ms. Ellie.

You know, I went through the whole comment thread more than once to see if I’d missed something, because I honestly could not figure out where the “Fuck you Bitch!” was coming from. But then, she IS “crazier than u”, so...

I’m sorry that happened to you- it was reprehensible and unprofessional of an esthetician to make you feel bad about a body part. It’s part of her job to put you at ease and make you feel good about yourself! If anyone ever dared call me out for me feet, I’d say something like “that’s nothing, have you ever seen a…

I totally heard that first sentence spoken in the voice of Lana on “Archer.” This is a compliment.

I know, right? I mean, you BITCH! Put up yer dukes an’ meet me behind the bike shed after school! Or something something “you’re not doing Feminism right!”#loltroll

How’s their blood pressure?

Well, that fairly innocent remark sure called down a firestorm. Some people’s usernames are totally on fleek, amirite?

I’d bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.

I never had the pleasure of meeting my grandad-in-law, as he died before I met my husband. But I have often given thanks for his wisdom. When my now-ex was but a little lad, his grandfather told him, “the way to a woman’s heart is through her ass: always, always, always put the seat down.” And so he did. And I never…

So very, VERY 22. I remember an earlier article about her in Vogue, in which she is late for the interview, and nods off a couple times during. As in, falls asleep. The writer has to walk an extremely fine line between delivering the glowing puff-piece that was commissioned, while also calling the kid out for some…

Holy crap. I am so, so sorry for your friend! Can’t even imagine what she must be going through.

Oh, SNAP! Bitch got told!

Damn straight review sites are bad. This includes Airbnb, unfortunately. My bae had never been to New York City, so we booked a place based in part on the several glowing reviews recommending both the sweet pad and the friendly host. Well, it turned out to be a six-floor walkup tenement in a not-happening part of…