You know what, it doesn’t! My eyes and brain learned to compensate, and I didn’t need glasses as an adult until, well... reading glasses. Totally agree about the lame direction.

Not to be That Person, but it’s possible to be nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other. Source: I am.

Hud’leen, I will cheerfully take your word for it and look to be enchanted. No snark! I like seeing where fresh creative minds can go. Galliano and McQueen were powerhouses in their day(s).

Paid models, evidently. Can’t really imagine this stuff flying off the shelves.

Awesomeness.

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger- you asked who he was, I suggested ways to find out. But- wow- I *LOVE* Blossom Dearie’s voice, so thank you for reminding me of her! (I’m not so much a rap fan.)

No, dude, the inside of that tiara fabulosa is secretly lined with heavy-duty helium balloons to help counteract the weight. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

I’d never heard of Gucci Mane before reading the comments here. The difference is, I did read the comments, and then I googled to find out more. That’s how I knew that Dan’s work was not on the dude’s face.

Um, I kind of really want that doll. I think she’s my spirit animal.

They’re tourist attractions, at least. The K-family doesn’t even have that going for them.

Resting Royal-Bitch Face.

And according to the fug girls, she wears it A LOT. They call it the Big Bird dress. *snerk*

It could be that the sleeves and lack of cleavage looks matronly to you, but that’s part of the deal with royal wedding dresses. Gotta cover up for cathedral services. I don’t really agree with your position on lace, even though I totally see what you mean. Mass-produced lace looks like the real handmade deal, sadly.

Not that HudsonEileen can’t stick up for herself, but I’m seeing zero defensiveness in her comment to you. You asked questions, she answered in a pretty neutral fashion, and YOU got kind of defensive.

Harsh, but I have to agree. Dude looks a lot better than some of the more.. um, inbred royal princes... but he’s no rock star. Bridegroom Prince, however, is 100% fuckable.

Aw, thanks for telling me that! And I fully sympathise with your recent plight. I’ve been on the receiving end of more than one kinja pile-on, myself: it’s hateful and absurd. Like a mob sensing blood in the water and rushing in with red-eyed glee, no matter how carefully and respectfully you try to explain your…

On my way down to London on the train the very day before, I met by chance a Londoner who was planning to go and said he knew all the shortcuts and back ways to the various venues, and eventually he shyly offered to escort me. (We are still friends to this day.) When we met up outside a Tube station, he was bristling…

I was actually in the crowds at Fergie’s wedding. Her dress was, like her sister-in-law’s, well liked and very much of its time. And she looked very pretty on the day. You could be right about the private sentiments of the royals, though.

oh, SNAP! Comment of the day, right there.

So true. There’s a world of difference between “what a great dress!” and “you look great!”