Agreed. The Playmates of the 60s and 70s had a dewy wholesomeness, and the full bushes of their day were artfully concealed behind well- placed furniture and large house plants, strategically posed knees, and the occasional macame-and-wooden-beaded cache-sexe. And! The cartoons of the day were so sexy and funny. This…

Just sayin', when I was a kid the only usage of "pictorial" was in Playboy magazine.

I think I may have misunderstood you. If you are saying that his managers should have determined his border eligibility ages ago- and done whatever needed to be done to assure his entrance- then yes, absolutely. I was responding to what seemed to be a suggestion that Canada's border regulations should be porous based…

Cera was definitely the romantic lead in "Scott Pilgrim" and also the cute indie "Paper Hearts" (I think?).

I agree with everything except your last line. The border regulations don't change because someone's famous and/or is bringing money into the country. To suggest that money makes a difference is a slippery slope to advocating one system for celebrities, and one for everyone else, and that's exactly not what Canada is…

It's not all that often that comments here make a person feel better instead of worse, so it's nice that you took the time to mention that. :-)

I'd suggest it's a real thing for everyone in Hollywood, with the possible exception of Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson. By the way, he hasn't been spotted in a few years, has he? I've always imagined him floating in a tank of formaldhyde, clad in tux and sunglasses, ready to be winched out for Oscar night and…

Not excusable from his management's side, you mean? That they should have looked into what paperwork would be needed to allow someone with a criminal record to enter the country?

You imagine wrong, buddy.

Not necessarily. I was at a Joe Satriani concert a bunch of years ago- his Engines Of Creation tour. It was a little strange having the guy who did all the electronica absent from stage, but he'd been denied entry at the border; Satch and the remainder of his band still managed to pull off a fantastic show.

Oh, I am on Jezebel. Maybe forever, I pissed off a writer once.

Also Joseph Gordon Levitt is a trophy husband! It gives a person hope.

Or a winter bedwarmer, depending on how you like your flings. Nothin' wrong with that at all.

For some reason this is just tickling my funny bone like crazy, and I really needed that today. Thanks, Shrayber!

Because she won an Oscar in her first movie role, is gracious and intelligent in all dealings with media, and because... well, she's so gorgeous it almost hurts to look at her.

I have. It's not so bad, except for all the waiters saying "can I get you ladies a drink to get started?" #truestory

Best comment in the thread. May it be starred right out of the greys.

Someone commented at me in another thread that rumour has it he has non-consensually choked and abused his sex partners. I never heard those rumours, but whatever. Dude always struck me as a combination of weird/pretty/harmless. ie, an attractive flake.

Right!? I always assumed that was the real reason that the two of them looked so angry-dead-eyes in every interview together: because not only do they apparently loathe each other and the movie they made, but they're contractually obligated to do it twice more.

I can think of all kinds of women who wouldn't deserve my television boyfriend, but Miss Stefani G. is not one of them. She rocks in all kinds of interesting ways, and I'm happy for them both. Also, I didn't figure him for the giant, sweetie-pie ring he gave her, and for some reason that's even more delighting.