I'm just wondering what licensed surgeon out there actually took her money and did this highly questionable thing.

I resent each and every one of the neurons I own that seem devoted to retaining useless pop cult knowledge.

Just now? (Sorry, I don't mean to mock, but seriously just now?)

It's like vintage Betsey Johnson, but with all the fun removed.

My television boyfriend is getting married!? But for serious: good on Taylor Kinney and Stephani/Lady Gaga. For two such high-profile people, they seem to have a really nice relationship, and I wish them the best. And that ring! Wowza.

Agreed on "American Sniper" even though I generally like Bradley Cooper in everything. (He also speaks very fluent French, which I find swoony.) Just can't bring myself to sit all the way through "Boyhood." I believe it's getting a lot of love because of the stunt nature of its making- get these actors, and presumably…

Okay, so... I *almost*kind of* get how Oscars are delivered gift-wrapped to actresses who allow themselves to be made ugly for a role (Charlize Theron in "Monster") or to actors who do some kind of disability (Daniel Day Lewis, "My Left Foot"; Dustin Hoffman, "Rain Man")... we'll see if pretty Eddie Redmayne wins for…

Anyone who reads Gawker and knows me in real life would recognise me immediately from my comment history- I'm that close to doxxing myself. That's part of the reason that being called a liar by Formerly Admired Commenter was so confounding: I'm honest here to a fault! And everywhere else, really, because I'm the kind…

Holy crap, that sounds awful! And to think it *never would have happened* in what we now realise were the good ol' days of the Gawkerverse, where commenting was an earned privilege (canst thou imagine?) and the Ban Hammer loomed large for transgressors. I am sorry indeed that you're having to put up with that crap.

Yes, there are regular cruises there during the brief summer months. A friend of mine did it as a bucket list item and absolutely loved it.

I would imagine there's enough water to take sponge baths, which gets the job done just fine but is not as much fun.

But it is shitty art! A fanciful Victorian re-imagining. Not period. About as accurate as watching "Reign" for true stories and costumes from the Mary Stuart story, ie not even a little tiny freakin' bit.

omg YUM. Here's a story you will like- remember the scene where she goes out riding with Henry, and seduces him, and she's wearing nearly hip-suede boots (and nothing else) under that dress? The actress said they were made for her, and were comfortable enough to walk forever in, and she begged to be given them to…

Part of the reason I stepped up was because I really appreciated it when people did that for me, in very similar circumstances. On a summertime thread about the odious Mark Sanford and his vengeful ex-wife, I commented that everybody would be better off after all these years if they could just move on. Well!!…

It is. And I took on that same formerly-respected commenter, who in a long thread of comments made it very clear that you and I are both heartless assholes. I still have no freakin' clue how your fairly mild and entirely not-cruel original comment could have been conflated into what people accuse you of, but it does…

Best burn of the thread! Well played.

With full bush everywhere.

Yikes! Jaw dropped at that mental image. I can just imagine the bitter whispered conversation over tightly-gripped Champagne flutes immediately thereafter.

Wow, what a story!!

Oh, honey. I feel some of that. Congrats on finally getting the settlement done, what a shame it cost so much. But now it's OVER and you can move on.