There's a fetish model on fetlife that posted a black-and-white photo of herself in a bubblebath, captioning that it was with NO MAKEUP. Fans were commenting how gorgeous she was with her "natural" look, and I almost had to sit on my hands to keep from typing "bitch, you're wearing eyeliner all the way around and…

Love the idea, and LOVE the name! Welcome, millihelen!

I'm so clueless! :-)

Bridal salons frighten me, and I cannot freaking believe how much the dresses are marked up, so I made my own. (It was not mad hubris on my part- I was a costumer.) So, I got exactly what I wanted: a silk dress with a built-in corset, short sleeves, a big skirt with a nice little train, and hand embroidery. I also was…

I'm confused. Who is Bryan? When was he wearing the dress and what does that have to do with it not being hemmed? Why did the idiot who bought the dress *set fire* to it the night before her own wedding? So many questions!

What is an RHOBH?

You know, I'd really hate to be the woman who wrote this private email, just as a general guide and how-to for her birthday guests, who then finds one of her "friends" thought it would be hi-LAR-ious to forward it anonymously to an international website to be critiqued, dissected, and gleefully mocked. Because if I…

Maybe after they get offstage.

Years ago, I remember seeing some famous and fabulous makeup artist being interviewed on some morning show segment. When asked what his pet peeve was, he said that above all he loathed the overdrawn, lliner outside the lip line look. "Ladies," he said with a stern look, "if it means that much to you, just get the…

Drag queens do not eat while done up, and only drink through a straw, and not much at that because they DEFINITELY are not able to pee once everything's tucked, taped, and double-Spanx'd in place.

True story: I was once the only woman working at a shop with about eight or ten guys, and I'd occasionally find one of them using the single, solitary womens washroom. When asked why, he explained that the men's washroom was a fucking dirty mess, and he wanted (nay, deserved!) a nice comfy place to take a shit, and…

You need more stars for this- zee leetle Gauloise cigarette just sends this into hilarity. (Ok, so it would really be "sacre bleu!" but WHO CARES this is so, so, adorable.)

I was totally expecting that story to go a different way- that one partner left the tip and went to the washroom, and the other person smugly pocketed the money under the server's impotent eye (it happens). How you dealt with this was perfection on a plate, well played!

I would need copious amounts of Xanax to be in the passenger seat of your father's car.

A small but well-regarded coffee place in downtown Toronto is hugely guilty of this. Whenever a new person wandered in and innocently requested a coffee- "just an ordinary coffee"- the barista would literally look down his nose as he sneered "oh, we don't DO drip coffee here. Espresso drinks only." I mean, no problems…

Not really seeing much condescension in Oh You Delicate Flower's comments, but sensing much of it in yours. That person explained themselves pretty damn well, and nowhere are they "sneering" at you. Disagreeing with your position is not the same as an attack.

Whoa! F-bombing an innocent commenter is an automatic fail. You lose.

Bomb dick. Dickmatized. I am LOVING this thread!

OUI! <3

I'm now picturing the shiba inu dog of adorableness, with a 'shopped beret and a stripey sweater, all Frenchy-like.