Oh, it's true about dissent. And should a commenter dare express an unpopular opinion, the resulting pile-on of opprobrium is like watching sharks swarm a bucket of bait. Anything to do with marriage and adultery seem to bring out the frothiest angerfests: I've been on the wrong end of one once, and have offered…

As the laws support a 50/50 split of marital assets (at least in my area) your opinion is moot, but I'm curious- what's your opinion of a marriage in which a wife does pretty much all of the cooking, cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping, menu-planning, social planning, gardening, and familial correspondence? In other…

This. How many wattle-necked titans of industry really think that those willowy satin-skinned specimens are marrying them for blind love? Other than Donald Trump, that is. I dimly recall the puff-piece accompanying the Vogue cover story of his bride Melania Knauss, in which it was claimed she was no trophy wife, and…

Co-signed. I remember the great early commenters on Jezebel who all left at once, and took a lot of the spice with them. Damn, I'm old.

Yes, and even to someone as well known a commenter as you, apparently. I once took polite issue with an incongruency in a Jez post, got a snotty response from the author, had several other commenters support my position, and... I'll be in the greys forever, most likely.

Hahahhahhahahahaha! Yes, I'd laugh too. And constantly tease. Obviously we're both terrible people. But seriously, nothing up a vagina is out of reach for determined fingers applied from a deep squatting position. It is WAY funnier to imagine your friend bouncing on a toilet, though!

I know, right!! Oh wait... do you mean people assume it was ME? Because if I was a gay man, it totally could be about me! Alas, not.

True. The value drops the second you drive your brand-new luxurymobile off the dealer's lot.

Wow, must be nice. Except for the part where she doesn't actually eat and sounds like maybe a pain about it.

This girl will definitely change her tune when she actually has to plan something like a wedding, if she finds a dudebro willing to marry her jerk ass. Also? She's a jerk.

Huge difference between a Tupperware for an infant (totally understandable everywhere) and bring the same for a grown-ass adult (rude). I think you're safe here.

Does she actually have a chef?

Yes, this! The jerky rich girl clearly has yet to plan a wedding.

In years previous I've mentioned a friend of mine- not "friend of a friend", but an actual I know this guy, first name and last name, have been to his annual Pride party for many years- who actually did get a pool ball shoved up there during sexytimes, and had emergency surgery to remove it from his large intestine.…

Disagree slightly. I'd say pretty and quirky... and the fact that you started your comment with an "Umm..." foretells it was going to be mean. Back in the fabled days of Hissyfit, starting a comment with "Um" was an automatic banning offense, because it was said that whatever followed was going to be some form of…

I don't fully agree with your position, but you've explained it well and I completely respect your choices.

There was stiff competition to win the commission to design the sculpture, and once the lucky artist was chosen he didn't dick around, but got right to the thick of it.

She makes crap choices in her personal life. Doesn't mean she also kills kittens. Life really isn't as black and white as that.

Agreed, knowingly cheating is not okay. But it doesn't mean that person is horrible through and through, never to be trusted, an unredeemable human being. I agree with the others here who say you're being overly harsh and judgemental.

Having been in open relationships, cheaters like you are the sort of people who give poly a bad name. Yeah, that's harsh, but you KNOW you're absolutely at fault, right? I won't go so far as to call you names like others will (let she who is without sin cast the first stone and all that) but it sounds like you're…