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I feel bad because my first reaction to this was “what woman hasn’t dealt with that?”. It’s so normal. I feel bad because it’s so commonplace but also because I was so accustomed to sexual assault as a younger woman. So accustomed that if it didn’t happen I thought something was wrong with ME. I thought I knew how

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

They prefer to call it “not politically correct.”

They only reason they haven’t is because Mango Unchained has hasn’t assigned Ambassadors to most countries, and there’s no one there to fuck things up.

I think everyone is great in their roles, but Cynthia Nixon is the “best actor.” She was a huge theatre actor before SATC and after. And as much as people like to shit on Carrie, if SJP didn’t have a fuck ton of charisma, the show wouldn’t have worked at all.

Is it politics? Or is it outrage at Trump’s basic lack of human decency? At the time she got the call, Sgt Johnson’s wife was being driven to pick up his casket. She had just been told that they could not have an open casket at his funeral and she was in a fetal position in the car in misery. And then Trump comes

Really puts into perspective how fucking worthless Trump is. As much needless suffering as Bush caused, he at least knew the most fundamental truth: that he was responsible for the life of every soldier under his command, and every single death was on his hands. He understood the gravity of his decisions. Trump does

So, full disclosure: I was an army wife for a period, divorced my ex who is still a soldier, and we are both happily remarried and we all get along, lalala

This is becoming exhausting to watch. Trump clearly isn’t mentally fit to be President. Can he please be removed now? I don’t think I can take much more of this. Kthnx.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

These sentences are too long and coherent for Trump :P But I understand that this:

Great setup! Their planning was immaculate:

Trump would cut off his own face to spite Obama’s legacy.

So I moved around a lot when I grew up, but there was one house in particular that was very very much haunted.  

Tried posting this one a few years ago, but was too late. Not a ghost story, but it’s one of the scariest things that’s ever happened to me.

I wrote about a different creepy thing last year that happened in this same house, but I can’t find that post anymore (Thanks, Kinja!). Anyway, here’s another one that happened about a year before that other one.

All around Bannon’s face

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All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?