I love this! Tried to star but it took one away, sorry.

When I was in my 20's, I used to visit home in the suburbs every couple weekends. Sometimes, my older sister would coordinate her visits, and we’d overlap for a night or two. I should mention that my older sister has always been a little “off,” and while I never really worried that she would do anything to harm…

2 Awful 2 Be 4gotten

Under normal circumstances, I might not agree with the prosecutors. But seeing as how the investigation into this guy’s issues led to the Comey letter and likely stifled/changed enough turnout to get Cheetolini installed... I’ll let it slide.

Maybe it’s just me but every single one of these individuals (save perhaps Nikki Haley) bears a striking resemblance to a giant scrotum with facial features.

I’ll just leave this here... it’s chilling, and prescient.

My dad looks like Steve Bannon.

Yes, my mom was (I’m half). She got first dibs amongst the grandparents, to choose what the kids would call her... Lola it was. I didn’t get the sense she was around that night, but I believe my son picked up on her. My cat also growled in the same direction... and she never growls! Babies and animals... they know…

The last night of a summer study abroad program in England, I got absolutely smashed. I woke up still a little tipsy, and definitely not feeling great. Running late for what would be a full day of travel in coach back to the U.S., I couldn’t even shower and barely had time to throw the last of my stuff into my…

I love the spooky stories every year, but never had anything to contribute... until last night. I’ll just leave this here.