He’s a combination of Winston Churchill and a shady New York drag queen, which is the kind of leadership our world needs right now. He’s amazing.

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Jurassic Park holds up extremely well, honestly. The female lead is wearing sensible clothes given her profession and no one stops her from doing her job because she’s a woman. The young girl is the hacker and Goldblum is the shirtless eye candy. All the dinosaurs are female!

Not to add to your worry, but you express a common misconception. Pap smears do absolutely nothing to detect ovarian cancer. Their only benefit is to detect cervical cancer (or conditions that can lead to cervical cancer). Pap smears NEVER show evidence for or against ovarian cancer. For women at higher risk of…

But first you must read this gripping account of the campaign

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

I don’t know who these people are but who else is getting mad Blue Lagoon vibes?

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

First we blame the obstructionist Democrats, then blame the Republicans who “betrayed” their own party, then blame Obama for creating the mess, then blame the DISHONEST MEDIA for not reporting about the millions of people who die of Obamacare every day, then blame Clinton for something.

IDK..... I super stoked about my 34th birthday week in NOLA.... I’ve been loosing weight and stocking up on super slutty dresses for weeks

My friends and family have all been getting snipped recently and I love the dudes and their dramatic stories. I shoved a human out my vag and had another yanked out of my sliced open uterus, but please do go on about your excruciating in-office procedure.

My brother’s was “snipped” with lasers. I did enjoy his story…

He was back to torture Jonah some more this season. I used to think I was good at insults, then I started watching this show and realized I was an amateur.

This is mesmerizing. I can’t help but think if I watched this long enough, it was induce a seizure. And I’m not epileptic.

Her head is very large.

At some point, he is going to say “great rack” to a world leader and the GOP will piss itself in defense of his refreshing, non-political language.