Anna, they just released a video of the meeting. Looks like it went about as well as could be expected.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

As a mom of two little ones, my husband better have some nice lady locked down within a year. He can’t do this shit alone.

Like, good for them and all, but I’m just saying that, personally, I’d like to be mourned for more than a couple few months kthx.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

She saw the receipts and they said Marshalls not Tiffany.

Why would Ariel Winter need a PA? To help take her bikini Instagrams?

Watching this again I just gotta say: I am sick of representing those with extreme eating disorders with great skin and hair. Lily Collins has THICK lovely hair. You want to represent someone with an eating disorder without accidentally glamorizing it and falling into some pro-ana nonsense? Show the thin ass hair…

This story annoys me because now I feel sorry for Corrine and DeMario; two of the least likable people in the entire franchise. I mean obviously each individual is responsible for how much they drink but I have no doubt an empty glass was quickly filled and nonsense was highly encouraged. People with cameras,…

That’s probably the whole crux of this thing. If they were just two drunks in a pool, it’s just another weekend in Acapulco. The fact that they were two drunks in a pool on a tv show and that they kept filming is a big liability for the production company.

They have to tell him he’s handsome and a good boy and affectionately ruffle his hair and diaper his enormous behind and generally give him the love mommy and daddy didn’t otherwise...

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

That’s such a myth.

How can a man that red and swollen have such a weirdly voluminous ass?

Oh my god, why would you post that???

(This gif has been getting a lot of use lately)

I sat there squinting at the audio broadcast for a solid 10 minutes questioning if I was having a stroke and then it occurred to me that I wasn’t the one smelling burnt toast.

It’s not even attempted, it’s actual. Just because his obstruction was totally boneheaded and ineffectual, he still committed the obstruction. “Attempted” makes it seem like he just thought about it or talked to his advisers about it.

Sundown came at noon today.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.