I assume there are other readers my age who grew up in Ohio.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

She looks like she has some add-ons.

Is SHE stock? Or does she have full bolt-ons?

I suspect there has been over-inflation to a degree greater than 1.5psi.

What a stupid pointless thing to say.

Pffft, they’re speed holes, Flanders...

There is just one practical SUV that can be had new in the US with a manual transmission and a proper transfer case.

That is quite a story.

Do you think he might not have crashed if those window stickers weren’t in the way?

When I picture the potential buyer of this car, I picture an exquisitely grumpy old man named Harold. He doesn’t want any of that “fancy stuff”. He doesn’t need navigation (“We took the beaches at Normandy without a goddamn GPS, you can bet your ass I can make it to Safeway without one”). He doesn’t need power…

Due to weather conditions, the pilot wanted to abort the landing, but Pence was extremely opposed to it.

I’m an independent in Ohio......voting 100% democrat this year. Fuck these clowns.

I think he was thinking about those female teachers who raped their students and how there wasn’t a ‘lot of outrage’ which has more to with toxic masculinity over anything else

That’s amazing. It’ll flip if you look at it sideways, but it’s amazing. My fifteen-year-old son would buy it in a heartbeat.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Not only did Kasich not endorse Trump, he told him to fuck off when he was offered the VP spot. Regardless of his political views, that takes some strong convictions.

The stick shift proletariat can eat all 8 speeds of my ZF.