We have a few different venomous ones down here in Southern Ohio, though. Copperheads and the occasional water moccasin live in the woods behind my house. We also have two indigenous species of rattlesnake.

I’d agree if we were talking post 1999. 80's and 90's Mitsubishis/DSMs are actually pretty solid cars, even with their faults. The Galant VR4s, Starions/Conquests, and 3000GTs (GTOs) are all great cars. And don’t even get me started on some of their more utilitarian vehicles like the Delica vans or Pajeros.

Oh god, it hurts so much...

Please forgive me!

He actually means Chrysler.

You mean rebranded Mitsubishi.

Now it looks like a Sunfire with a glandular problem. I just can’t get behind that price when I can find others to modify to my liking for a much better price.

Gotta respect a nice, overpriced chirp.

S30 Datsun Z’s.

That looks like Hicksville, Ohio (actual town name). You’re definitely trawling the backwaters.

Isn’t the 2% number related to Romania being a part of NATO and having to adhere to the 2024 requirement that all NATO countries increase defense spending by 2%?

And are those vents behind the front flares?

Also, I believe the 2% number is by 2024, not right away. He flat out doesn’t understand NATO.

On the Mitsubishi Evolution X, there’s a bolt we like to call the “bitch bolt.” It’s an exhaust manifold bolt in an impossible to reach place. It takes a number of extensions and joints to get it out, and also puts a severe limitation on the amount of pressure you can put on it. It also gets heat cycled a lot and…

As a Jeep owner, I’m enjoying this, and I want to believe you’ll make it. As a Jalop reader I can’t wait for the Orlovian tale of break downs you’ll have from the drive there and back. Hopefully the Go-Devil doesn’t get stuck in Arkansas or something, too.

The guy who sealed my parents’ driveway when I was a kid pulled up in one of these when he came to give us the estimate. Better yet, his company is down the lane right across the street, so when he left I followed him on my bicycle to get a better look and ask about it.

NP. Lower-mileage, unmolested EP3s are unicorns. I always had a soft spot for these cars, and thought they were somewhat underrated. If you want a fun daily driver with good fuel economy, this would be it.

Ahh, I can see that in a huge city like NYC. I’m surrounded by cornfields, lol, and the town I live in now is kind of uppity about messy establishments. And, heck, if you don’t like somebody’s product you should go somewhere with the stuff you like!

But it set legal precedent. That’s what matters.

I recently moved from a tiny town with a great independent coffee shop to a college town with three independents and a Starbucks. I started going to each independent place, first, depending on my mood. One now doesn’t open early enough for me to go in the morning, another is owned by a family that disowned their…