I still and will always maintain that Ben Stiller’s character was the only person in Reality Bites who didn’t deserve to die in a fire. I came at this much later than most, some 10 years ago, and I’m startled by how many women only realized that Troy is somewhat uncool as an adult. Jesus Christ, this person is the…

Turrible.

I haven’t seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica

Add a few dashes of bitters to a glass of sparkling mineral water for a great tonic to settle an upset stomach.

Can I recommend buying a bottle of fizzy water of choice and sticking it in the fridge overnight. Perrier is fine in this respect. Also pick up a tube of Sharps Trebor Extra Strong Mints. Altoids are a fine alternative. Chomp down on the mints for a bit, savour the flavour. Then take a swig of icy cold fizzy water.

I initially misread your comment as “throwing up bubbly water through my nose.” I have done this, and cannot recommend.

Darren Rovell sucks, obviously, but it takes a fucking set of nuts to go do this in public, and he usually has at least a little bit of a sense of humor about himself, so kudos this one time to him.

He plays defense like John McCain.

This is Good Content.

sorry about your experience but orlando has some of the best food. you just have to get away from International Drive and all that touristy stuff (which any person who lives in Orlando would never go to)

Winter Park is still cool. Other parts are getting cool too: Audobon Park, College Park, SoDo.

“There’s no such thing as a standardized recipe.”

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

Aaaaand once again, H. Jon Benjamin is tragically passed up for a perfect role.

I demand an origin story for each of Paulie’s track suits.

I have a Beetle, it is comfortable despite the space compromises forced by whimsical styling.

Right! I’d so much rather have a new Thing than an electric minivan...

Back in my day, there was only ONE possible sequence for Star Tours, and we stood in line for hours outside in the Central Florida heat hearing C-3PO make the same lazy expository dialogue before getting in the car AND WE LIKED IT!