I just googled Kate Upton. I felt like a winner for, like, six minutes.

My therapist told me I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of living.

Just remember to shout, “Ker-Shaw!” when you send out the swimmers.

Holy shit, sports bore the hell out of me, and I haven’t even had coffee yet this morning and I sill laughed out loud at work. Thanks

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.

Fining him his salary for the game would be a more appropriate penalty

Originally, instead of “Whoa”, Neo was supposed to say “Wasabi”, but then those Budweiser Waaaasaaaaaaap commercials took that away. Stupid late-90’s pop culture ruining everything.

Bless you.

I’m with you. I can’t believe I bothered to read this whole thing. So pointless.

This reply is 50 times better than the article

But, but, MICROAGGRESSIONS!

Really it’s come to this? These bloggers write ridiculous articles them become douche holes when people disagree with them?

Jesus, every writer on this website comes back with some pretty weak responses to comments. Yet the get starred to shit because people just love sucking the writers off here.

I agree with Kaizen. In fact I wish we had more ways to acknowledge bodily functions. Let out a good fart and say “blessed fart box”. If I burp, why should I lead off with excuse me? How about people not shame my nastiness and instead rejoice in the fact we are alive!

it’s a custom you’re imposing on me

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

And they don’t bitch about it like you.

Really, it’s come to this?

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.