My bad. I forgot that all food must be the same everyplace everywhere in the world, lest it fall below standards.

Big, big, big, big, big fan of the slawdog.

Two Coney chili dogs all the way, one Coke, one side of cole slaw and one countertop worn out by decades of human elbows used for leverage while eating two Coney dogs all the way, one Coke and one side of cole slaw. (At Coney Island Grill in St. Petersburg) 

A more existential question: Can anything vegan be described as “meat?”

You could tell that some of them didn’t even really want to be there.

With all due respect - and remember, I’m saying “with all due respect” - Predictive Wait Time is complete horseshit.

I’m aware. I’m saying they sounded a lot like Daniel, the original.

Hadn’t heard of Daniel Johnston before yesterday’s Twitter started trending with obits.

Marco Pierre White, an avid angler and hunter, told me he knew what herbs to pair with fish by what was growing on the riverbanks of the streams he fished. He knew what to pair with grouse, for example, based on the food they ate in the fields where he hunted. So simple and smart.

I slowed it down microframe by microframe to see the vehicle.

Is this where I should post an on-point, sardonic cartoon? Because I’m totally going to post an on-point, sardonic cartoon.

I think we all have learned that consumption of vegetables does not equal health, thanks to the less than healthy stuff used to grow those vegetables.

I hope Rick Bayless is getting residuals.

The word “debut” used to be a word deployed for glitzy movie premieres, overhyped automobiles with giant fins and rich white society girls. Now it’s the Columbian peso of adjectives, overused to the point of worthlessness.

Your definitive answer.

When the AI bots take over and start writing SEO news that’s what the headlines will read like.

Victoria’s Heart Attack

Think of it as the anti-cooking cookbook for athiest libertarians.

A response that is much more acceptable than, “Did bang.”

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