That there is some quality, high-velocity, action-packed fisting.
Clenched a little. Not gonna lie.
As long as we’re being transparent in advertising, Bud Light, after 27 years, also contains no actual hootchie nor any authentic, locally sourced koo.
First-ever car date. 16 years old. Gigi’s Pizza. With Jeanne Osborne.
Interesting. Like a chalupa taco sandwich.
“That’s what.” - She
You read books backward, don’t you.
The addition of the crunchy taco with the two chalupas isn’t random. You eat the chalupas first - Of course you do. THERE’S TWO OF THEM. - and then you eat the crunchy one.
Chalupas are already so poofy and comfortable in my mouth, they should come with a sleep number.
One big difference: Taco Bell is not Mexican food. It’s an airbag for your liver.
It’s like that old Jerry Seinfeld bit about “new and improved” Tide detergent: “It’s nice to know someone out there is still working on Tide.”
Missed one:
Kate, Jacksonville isn’t Florida. It’s Georgia’s taint.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, I threw tomatoes as a child at La Tomatina: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
Some asshole named Dorian is going to run wet and naked through my backyard this weekend.