Carter 10 years ago would have had enough hang time to finish his taxes before the dunk.

McConaghey’s audition:

Furikake makes fake-buttered microwave popcorn divine.

If it had been collect, that would have been daring!

Best Miami travel tip:

Right now, someone at Starbucks is formulating a marketing plan for caffeinated playdates, Peppa Pig Pike Place sippy cups and a ball pit full of over-roasted coffee beans.

Totally. And it’s delicious.

Behold, my wife’s brie spider.

I thought I’d be extra and make mashed “easy” last year by cooking the potatoes sous vide. What a goddamn misstake.

Grudenface, on 12/2, fourth quarter of the Chiefs game:

Betcha can’t do it again.

Dorsey clearly thinks it’s “Fire A Coach, Win A Taco” Day.

That’s not milk.

How long has this trip taken? Longer than a national pipe bombing and mass slaying ago. Which means longer than three days.

I’m always a sucker for finding old photos with gas prices on them.

Certainly explains this.

Throw another log on the fail pile since 2000:

I know, right? Because no matter how much outsiders hate on Boston, no one will ever hate a Bostonian more than a Bostonian.

Was D.B. Sweeney not available?

Burn him at the tube steak.