Needless high heels; needless make-up; slim, hourglass figure despite how she should be a power lifter of a woman; “cutesy” hairstyle; angles/poses that are just a few degrees off from a pin-up; all topped off with a size -10 waist.

I quite like it! The white paint is an interesting touch that I personally find out of place, but I also understand the designer’s inclusion of it. While we’re on the topic of Samus, anyone else excited about Brie Larson being serious about wanting to do a Metroid movie without other speaking characters? I'd watch the…

“I’m sorry, Lauren, but you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m a staff writer.”

Reminds me of one day in my life.

I don’t completely blame Drew given how much the Vikings have sucked for his entire adult life, but this WYTS is basically the Deadspin equivelent of:

Still, it could be worse. They could switch over to Kinja.

Fullback in the 1st round

I started a custom game a couple days ago called “100% LADIES NIGHT” where I made all the male characters unavailable (except Torb). It turned out to be really fun. I had to kick two guys, but I think it set a good example. We spent most of the night with a 50/50 dude/lady group just skirmishing and goofing around.…

The NYC episode has no “uncomfortable” gags. It hearkens back to a time when the Twin Towers were simply a part of the American landscape and not the touchstone for a national tragedy of massive scope. Watching that episode makes me happy in a way I can’t describe.

Hell yeah.

It’s amazing how many people seem to think Deadspin, Gizmodo, etc are all a single person.

What i said in 2006, still applies today: there are too damn many TV shows and movies about “Hollywood from the inside”. With Larry Sanders, we hit capacity; with Party Down!, we got a final hurrah. Bojack is taunting me with my own potential disgust, but i can carry through.

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

Cruelty to animals isn’t funny, Barry.

I hope Kylo’s reveal to Rey about her parents is true. For fucking ONCE this series could use someone that isn’t tied to everyone else...

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lmao

It’s a balancing act

It’s pretty simple. Everybody’s gay. Especially the robots.