Way to bury the lede. There appears to be a channel that only plays MTV’s Next. I’M IN.

Samus should look like Furiosa. This pervy anime horseshit sucks.

I have heard of this and it makes no sense to me. The show is so pure and sweet! What’s their deal?

The Soul Reaver series. They were fun action/platformer/puzzle games for their time, but the story was always way better than the games that it came in. I would love to play as Raziel in a modern 3rd-person action game. 

Metal Gear Solid 5. I always like the stealth elements of games, and when I wanted a new game to get into, buying an actual stealth game seemed like a sure thing. I managed to get through the nonsensical prologue but couldn’t complete the first mission. After my silencers ran out and the sun came up it turned into a…

I started a custom game a couple days ago called “100% LADIES NIGHT” where I made all the male characters unavailable (except Torb). It turned out to be really fun. I had to kick two guys, but I think it set a good example. We spent most of the night with a 50/50 dude/lady group just skirmishing and goofing around.…

REMINDER: Someone being a GENIUS, does not mean they are SMART. 

I can’t deny that my favorite version of this song is Screaming Females collaborating with Garbage. It’s savage.

That’s definitely an archvile and a pain elemental. Awesome. Now that the full original roster of demons is back, I bet we’re getting some all new monsters to go with them. I can’t wait. DOOM rules.

Pink. I was thinking about artists that have enough hits that they could play the super bowl halftime. She came to mind, and as I thought about it I realized that none of her numerous hits are memorable. Great songwriter, no great songs.

My dad and I tied a Christmas tree to the roof of his 1971 911. I don’t remember why, but we had to get a tree that day, and the Porsche was the only car available.

So he gets powered up by putting on his Beats headphones and listening to EDM? Finally, a game starring the worst kind of boring white dude. It’s like this game was designed by a sentient vape store.

Phoniest redemption narrative