If any of you still side with the FBI, take a listen to Dan Carlin’s most recent Common Sense podcast.

Cause of death: second hand embarrassment.

I get the feeling this gif is going to come in handy a lot.

I would rather be a free thinking, black than a cookie cutter black who thinks – and votes – just like all my friends

As much as it’s even possible for a person to die of vicarious embarrassment, I just did.

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

Not black enough? Gtfooh with that mess. People just don’t like her because she’s a lunatic with hateful views.

I thought it was a “she won’t actually be there after he announced her name” ...I was honestly shocked she walked out

I seriously said, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” out loud, to myself when she showed up. I didn’t believe it was really her.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

I assumed that the silence was because she is so irrelevant that 90% of the crowd probably didn’t get the joke? You have to know that she’s been saying dumb shit to even get that he’s trolling. Somehow I don’t think most of the people in that room keep up with what Dionne is saying on Fox News.

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

*when the media started paying attention to epidemic of police violence,

Every white person in that crowd had the same thoughts running through their head “Is it OK to laugh at this joke? Oh God, what if the camera cuts to me when I’m laughing at a joke I’m not supposed to laugh at?!”

That was one of the big problems with this piece. This guy, who probably pitched this piece because he wanted to re-use the reporting/sources he had from Holtzclaw’s college football career, thought he was doing something in the vein of “Serial” or “Making A Murderer.” But he never actually investigated the case or…

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

I was reading it, thinking “so ok when are they going to say anything at all other than just that everyone who knew Holtzclaw seven years ago thinks he couldn’t have done this.” The last sentence was like the writer thought to himself, “wait oops I can’t sound too much like I’m supporting this guy, throw in a sentence…

Not sure what article you read, but it clearly wasn’t mine.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.