Damn, Derek Fisher STILL won’t give up on the triangle.

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My wife picked it up for a few minutes. She promptly tried to stop at a red light (who does that?) and accidentally rear ended another car. She apologized profusely to the television for it.

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Meanwhile, at the EPA

This was the most awkward automotive press event I’ve ever been to, and I’ve been to a bunch of them. The VW employees weren’t really jovial even amongst themselves, which is a bad sign.

I’ve been standing here since the last show. Wonder if my kids remember me.

Oh man, this is great. I was waiting to hear about how this event played out. I love awkward-ass stuff like this. Lenny Kravitz is just icing on the cake - I can’t imagine a more perfect musical accompaniment.

A vast, empty room. Large enough to fit several elephants that no one from Volkswagen wanted to discuss at the moment.

That looks like a wake....smh.

Based on the awkward feeling I got thinking about attending this event, I can only imagine how much more awkward it was actually attending.

WHOA! They let Doug DeMuro in?

Das Sad.

How about some executive jail time?

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

I say mandatory buy back at original sticker price for every vw tdi, the max fine and all the cars crushed.

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