Good thing Carson is one of the good ones, so Huckabee didn't have to piss himself.

While Courtney Stodden waits patiently behind him...

Thoughts.

And she would support a government shut-down to defund PP. Seems totally reasonable and not at all insane.

I think they just literally couldn’t think of important women. If you didn’t give birth to them or have sex with them on a regular basis, you’re pretty much not valuable as a human being anyway.

Yeah, that was frustrating mainly because I actually agree with her statement that, since women make up over 50% of our population, we shouldn’t be treating women’s issues as “special interests.” Except she would use that argument to dismiss and delegitimize any issues that affect women instead as a way to bolster…

Perfect gif usage. 10/10.

Seriously, fuck ‘em all. And fuck Carly Fiorina especially for that straight-up jaw-droppingly pandering answer. She sounded like one of those girls who scrawls “I DON’T NEED FEMANISIM BECAUSE ...” on a sheet of paper and takes porny pictures with it for internet points.

Huckabee and Carsons answers to the $10 bill question were so lame. They would choose their wife and their mom to put on the nations money. If huckabee had his way mrs huckabee would be on our fucking money. What has she done besides being married to duck hunter? But I think fiorinas answer was the worst. This bitch…

“Jus so you know, I’m having a steak tonight. If I have to actually kill a steer, I’m doing it.”

Out of everyone in that article, I’m finding myself most offended by that bartender.

Why is Grizzly Adams chatting with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins?

Goddamn, that bartender was stone cold. How did he/she not recognize that this is the only situation in which alcohol should be readily available to anyone and everyone?

Chris Christie’s campaign has a strategist? Is he also the guy who runs out for snacks?

“They’re for listening exclusively to hip hop.

Lots of tripping going on in Eastern Europe these days.

“ Living in a pluralistic society that also grants freedom and civil rights protection to those with whom one disagrees is not the same as religious persecution. And crying persecution every time one doesn’t get one’s way is an insult to the very real religious persecution happening in the world today.”

My favorite part of this story is the part where Huckabee has absolutely no motherfucking idea who Dred Scott was.

And open container laws! Every hour should be beer o’clock

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.