sphynx84
sphynx84
sphynx84

Yes, because I want to sit at my desk with my arm outstretched, pointing and touching my monitor all day long. That won't be tiring at all.

it's a Chinese brand, are we surprised that it may be photocopied???

is that mustard that's squirted on the top of that pizza???

"Excuse me sir, this food is a little bland. Could you perchance pour acid in my mouth, and then kick me in the face?"

I've been getting pat downs for months now (I travel a lot for work)...they are not the greatest thing in the world, but its not full on sexual assault either. Granted I'm a male and not a hot chick but I prefer those rather than someone in a remote room looking at me naked.

I love how I'm randomly selected for the good 'ol "SSSS" pat down and bomb residue swab, regardless if I go through the stupid body scanners or not...I'm sure the fact that I'm Muslim has nothing to do with it at all...Thanks TSA, ya mooks.

@MotorboatJones - maybe that's why I gave it back? ;-P

"My Baby" was a tell tale sign that this should be the person I should call...

props to the guy for at least trying to do the right thing...it's a shame people don't care any more.

why did I sit through all of that? What sort of sorcery did he practice that kept me glued to my screen for a whole 3:12 of the most mundane and mono-toned I have ever heard???

This still doesn't explain how LMFAO = Music. WTF happened to humanity? How did we evolve backwards???

perhaps an NSFW tag is in order?

"A penny saved is..." damn it, I was trying to think of how to use it in a witty manner, but I are fail.

well if the Anon guys are attempting to decelerate when they do what they do, then it is not to my knowledge that any laws are being broken. It is only when there is excessive acceleration that there are local and state laws being broken, but certainly not any federal laws.

"would trash these cans"

well I suppose that might work...

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Damn it, this clip is soooooooooooo close!!

I'm currently at work, but I will look this up once I get home, sounds amazing.

ohhhhh yeaaaaaahhh....

All I could hear was "get outta ma swamp....DONKEY!!"